My child,

With today’s busy lifestyles, I know it's difficult to set aside the time to seek spiritual absolution and forgiveness for your many sins and transgressions.

If your religion offers confessional, it may be possible to get confirmation of redemption, but squeezing this into a hectic schedule can be a challenge. Traditional religions can be very expensive, too.

What’s worse, many of the world’s most popular religions don’t offer a simple procedure for attaining renewed purity of mind and spirit. Millions of you doubt that your prayers have even been heard.

Good news! This heavenly website makes it easy to confess your sin and get immediate, verifiable proof of forgiveness.

• Completely anonymous virtual confession
• Absolutely free, no strings attached
• Ideal for followers of any religion
• Easy-to-use online interface
• Instant verification of forgiveness, with timestamp
• Available 24 hours a day
• Works with all common Internet browsers
• Cuts out the middleman, saving you money and embarrassment

Did you wake up in a strange bed this morning? No problem! iabsolveu.com is also compatible with iPhone and other mobile browsers, so you can start the day with a clean slate, even when on the go.

In these uncertain times, keeping your spirit fresh and unspotted is more important than ever. Experience fast, easy forgiveness today, and start living the life of moral superiority you know you deserve!