My child,

In My omniscience, I already know what you've done, so there's no sense in My keeping a record of it.

Fear not. I do not store names, sins or e-mail addresses. I will never use any information you provide Me for any purpose other than answering your cry for help, as determined by you in your use of this site.

To use My anonymous confessional, you are not asked for any identifying personal information.

To use My clever and compassionate "Refer A Sinner" feature, you must provide your name and your evildoer's e-mail address. I do not record either.

Any information I request from you is used solely for forgiving your sins, or for the purpose of generating a custom e-mail to send to your wicked companions on your behalf when you request it.

Tell your so-called "friends" to check their spam folder if they do not receive your referral. (Yes, even I get marked as spam sometimes.)

Use of this site offers no eternal guarantee of bliss, virgins, solitude, peace or any other celestial reward. Local laws and customs may apply, now and in the hereafter. Your religion may preclude forgiveness. Void where prohibited.